Madame Chi

side“I can be whatever you need me to be.”

• Dominate the clutter.
• Beat your couch into submission.
• Scream with delight.

After spending several hundred hours working in homes and businesses, The Feng Shui Dominatrix, Madame Chi, noticed that men needed a different kind of help. Since most aren’t taught home-making skills like cleaning and organizing, and most live by the motto If it works, it’s fine, they are basically screwed (not by me, not by anyone – that’s the problem).

Messy, stinky, dirty house = no lovin’

Most men just want a good woman, and a good woman knows how a comfortable home feels.

With The Feng Shui Dominatrix and Her practical guidelines, any boy or man will be able to whip his place into shape. Now, he’ll know what to do and why to do it, and those results will make him keep it up.

Long-term, meaningful relationships = plenty of lovin’

Madame Chi does not provide sexual relations herself. Rather, she helps men and women create environments that attract and support deep, meaningful relationships. And we all know what happens next.

Trust me, M. Chi